Perspectivitus and being told to go FU*K yourself 0

Hmmm, that’s weird. My phone rings and the screen says UNDISCLOSED CALLER. I wonder if this is going to start with the sound of one of those cruise ship horns, “BWWWWAAHHHHH….” and then the sound of some coked-up, panting, wound up lady singing, “Congratulations, you just won a billion dollars and a free vacation with […]