old women, car crashes, and pepper spray 0

I heard about this un-be-freekin-lievable story today on the Relevant Magazine podcast. I was laughing my face off as I was biking to work with my headphones on listening to this stellar play-by-play voice message that a guy left on his boss’s answering machine. He witnessed a guy crashing into some old ladies who ended up beating the crap out of him.

Just hearing this guy laugh is so refreshing… especially at 2:04 when one of the women starts to beat him over the head with a “NVI” hardback Bible.