My wife smashed my iPhone (FAIL) ³

My wife just smashed my iPhone because it woke her up early this morning and wouldn’t turn off.

OK, the long(er) story is that my screen was totally cacked (AKA hooped, jarred, not-working). I tried fixing it so it was either:

Peacefully throw it in the garbage
Film her taking out her hammer aggression on it
I chose the latter, but it still wouldn’t even turn off. Oh well.