• Perspectivitus and being told to go FU*K yourself

    Hmmm, that’s weird. My phone rings and the screen says UNDISCLOSED CALLER. I wonder if this is going to start with the sound of one of those cruise ship horns, “BWWWWAAHHHHH….” and then the sound of some coked-up, panting, wound up lady singing, “Congratulations, you just won a billion dollars and a free vacation with […]

  • Rip the Balls off

    So I was trying to rip the balls off of my step-dog this morning and he ended up turning around and putting his teeth right through my $200 gloves. Those are my favourite gloves – how are you supposed to fix a tear in waterproof material? SON-OF-A. Allow me… This anxiety-ridden long-haired creature HATES walks. […]

  • Misha’s tribute dance for her mama

    I’ve always appreciated watching and listening to people express their journey of coming through something painful. There’s an undeniable beauty and “soul” that can only be reached when you’ve gone through the grinder. Watching my daughter, Misha, walk through the process of losing her mama brings up a whole bag of emotions. Ultimately, I’m just so proud of […]